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...wake from your special-sauce slumber... |
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Mayor McCheese? |
NEWS FLASH! Attentive Citizen Dave F. reports: "On October 3rd, Mayor McCheese was seen getting off of the Tilt-O-Whirl at the Flarn Brothers Amusement Park and Car Wash in Trampolene, Arkansas. He had just finished the ride, looked a bit green around the bun, and was headed for the men's room near the car deodorizer display." Thank you, Dave, we're sending help right away. |
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Mayor McCheese was seen sunbathing at Picamo Falls, ND. |
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In this day and age of petty squabbling and special interest group lobbying, the American people need politicians to return to the honorable practices of a long gone age. They want to step through the looking glass to a time and place where their governmental representative is someone who cares. Someone who is always smiling and always willing to lend a helping hand because it's the right thing to do, not because of the media attention. Mayor McCheese, you are that representative. You're always cheerful and fresh. You never leave a bad taste in the people's mouth. You embody the fundamental principles and ideals of America. America is desperate for your sesame-seed wisdom, Mayor McCheese! Don't let us down! We are hungry for your dedication and wisdom! |
If you see Mayor McCheese, please contact the Where Are You Mayor McCheese Foundation. |
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