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Modernized Romanian Meatbundt

3 packets of onion soup mix
2/3 cup worcestershire sauce
6 eggs
5 pounds 85% lean ground beef
2 pounds bread crumbs
1 cup ketchup
 
Feeds 5 hungry people for two days
  • Rehydrate the onion soup mix with the worcestershire sauce and eggs in a bowl large enough to fit all of the meat and bread crumbs.
  • Add the meat slowly and mix in.
  • Add bread crumbs until meat-like consistancy is met. If the mixture becomes too dry, add some ketchup or more worcestershire sauce.
  • Pack mixture tightly into bundt pan and put into a cool oven.
  • Turn oven up to 350 degrees and Cook 1 1/2 hours. (Or until the bundt's cooked through.)
  • Remove bundt from oven. Drain grease. Let set for 1/2 hour.
  • Remove bundt from mold and place onto an oven-safe plate or baking sheet. Glaze with the ketchup. Return to oven for 15 minutes to 1/2 hour.
  • Remove from oven. Let cool for 15-20 minutes before serving.
  • Carve.
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veered unexpectedly. Stepping off the main street, away from the run-of-the-mill bistros, we walked into a tiny, intricately curved alleys. Buildings loomed up on either either side as if to deny passage to anything wider than a bicycle. Some banging noises, a brief shout, and a unrecognizable but mouth-watering scent from a doorway drew us. The cobbled streets and the aroma from the tiny kitchen made us think: slaughterhouse.

A sign hung over the smoking entrance, advertising a family-run restaurant. Since our previous attempt at dinner failed so tragically, my companion and I decided to sample the authentic Romanian treats which certainly sat beyond that opening.

"The cobbled streets  

and the aroma

from the tiny kitchen

made us think:
  slaughterhouse
"

At the entrance were two open doorways. One apparently led to the kitchen, filled with vats, hanging meats, and an enormous woman yelling at a young boy. The other divulged a petite but cozy room with four tables. Two tables were taken up by men obviously just off from work. In front of them lay the scattered remains of a gigantic meal.

We knew that this place was going to surprise us.

Surprise us, it did. We had barely sat down when two steaming plates of food were placed before us. The young boy from the kitchen asked us in clipped Romanian if we wanted beer. We nodded in affirmation. The plates were of common pottery, but what was on them was ambrosia. They were laughing and smoking strong cigarettes.

The slabs of meat were delicately
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Lest you think that this is all a hoax, let me assure you that we actually made and ate this meatbundt. It may look like a regular cake in these pictures, but it's not.