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Quickies

• Marriage Constitutionally Defined as Between Man and Woman, or Two Hot Women
• The Onion: Jesus Demands Creative Control Over Next Movie
• Via Allison: Cows With Guns (Requires Flash)
• Via Frodo: Mr. Picasso Head and the Historic Tale Construction Kit (Requires Flash)
• Via cluefairy.com: Donald Rumsfield's Fighting Technique
• Mimi Smartypants: Ten Things I Miss About My Pre-Mommy Life
• Tom Tomorrow: A Brief History of Marriage in America