Speaking of monkeys and typewriters, I stumbled across the 2004 winners of the Lyttle Lytton Contest. As in the regular Bulwer-Lytton contest, entrants compose the hilariously bad first line of an imaginary novel. Unlike regular Bulwer-Lytton, however, the entries must be 25 words or less.
An example from the rules: "Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating."
Posted by rv at December 20, 2004 10:13 PM to humor