December 22, 2004

Steve, Don't Eat It!

I don't know who Steve is, but he eats things that I wouldn't touch on a bet (e.g., potted meat food product, pork rinds, natto) and writes about it. He makes me laugh so hard that tears come to my eyes.

[…] Beggin' Strips are bacon-shaped, bacon-flavored treats for dogs. In the commercial a dog runs around the house like a maniac shouting BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON! It's weird, because I do the exact same thing.

Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dogs don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not. […]

Posted by rv at December 22, 2004 09:55 PM to humor
Comments

dude, that's weird. I was shown thesneeze.com just yesterday morning and looked at that...

Posted by: CF at December 23, 2004 01:35 PM

I've eaten natto at a Japanese restaurant. It wasn't bad. On the other hand, chocolate breast milk?!

Posted by: tallJay at December 25, 2004 11:13 AM

I'm not sure which makes me feel more oogy-- the fact that he drank chocolate breast milk, or that I used to like Yoo-Hoo.

Posted by: rv at December 25, 2004 11:40 PM