You can't make this $#%^ up: German "gay" penguins spark protest.
[…] He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.Posted by rv at February 12, 2005 12:35 PM to newsGerman media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing. […]
hahahahahahaha. "Force them to turn straight." hahahahahahaha.
Posted by: cf at February 12, 2005 10:02 PM