Startling new underground group spreads lack of panic!
"We are Unitarian Jihad. We are everywhere. We have not been born again, nor have we sworn a blood oath. We do not think that God cares what we read, what we eat or whom we sleep with. Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity notes for the record that he does not have a moral code but is nevertheless a good person, and Unexalted Leader Garrote of Forgiveness stipulates that Brother Neutron Bomb of Serenity is a good person, and this is to be reflected in the minutes."
Bonus: the Unitarian Jihad Name Generator. My current fave is Sister Rail Gun of Compassion (although I also like Brother Spikey Mace of Love and Mercy).
Posted by rv at April 15, 2005 01:17 PM to politicalToo bad they're too long to use for CoH.
Posted by: jay at April 15, 2005 04:21 PM