Yay, 2005 Bulwer-Lytton winners announced! Dan McKay of Fargo tops the list with this oeuvre:
As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.
Posted by rv at August 1, 2005 05:18 PM to humor