August 02, 2005

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarves

I'm at work. That's the only reason that I'm not screaming right now:

Bush endorses 'intelligent design'

Contends theory should be taught with evolution

WASHINGTON — President Bush waded into the debate over evolution and ''intelligent design" yesterday, saying schools should teach both theories on the creation and complexity of life. […]

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition.
— Adam Smith (1723-90) Scottish economist. The Wealth of Nations, 1776.

Posted by rv at August 2, 2005 10:56 AM to news
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Posted by: poz at August 2, 2005 09:55 PM

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Posted by: poz at August 2, 2005 11:53 PM

Aiiiiiiieeeeeeee! <breaks down; weeps disconsolately>

Posted by: rv at August 3, 2005 08:03 AM

I'm more of a proponent of idiot design. This would explain all the failures such as Trilobites and dinosaurs.

Posted by: Jay at August 3, 2005 10:55 AM

Hmm. Trilobites were around for 295 million years (give or take). Dinosaurs lasted for over 100 million years. That's hardly a failure, in my eyes.

Hominids have been around for 4 to 8 million years; homo sapiens for a mere 100,000 years. It remains to be seen if we count as a "success".

Posted by: rv at August 3, 2005 12:47 PM

I think this would be a good place for a Jurassic Park quote (which has nothing to do with the point I was making):

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

Posted by: Jay at August 3, 2005 02:39 PM