popplers

Yep, that pretty much nails it

Defective Yeti reports all the news that's fit to print:

BUSH BRINGS MUCH NEEDED HUGS, FROWNY FACES TO NEW ORLEANS

BELEAGUERED CITY'S DEPLETED SUPPLY OF PLATITUDES ALSO REPLENISHED

President reassures horrified nation: "Trent Lott's home will be rebuilt."