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I think today is weird news day

Or perhaps every day is weird news day.

• Those Wacky Japanese (#8,174 in a series): Cute Japanese girls from J-pop band morning musume, inexplicably wearing meat on their heads in the presence of a carnivorous lizard. Mayhem ensues. That is all.
• Those Wacky Japanese (#8,175 in a series): the stocking stuffer that is sure to be on every woman's Christmas wish list: hooter heaters. "The bra has special pads filled with an eco-friendly gel that can be easily heated in a microwave or with a hot water bottle."
• Dog bites man: not news. Man bites dog: news. Man stuffs roast chicken down his pants, bites store manager's arm: just plain fucked-up.
• Signs of the Coming Apocalypse: Home Spa Book for Dogs. Excerpt from the book description on Amazon.com: In this fun, informative handbook, you can easily learn how to treat your pet as well as you should. From tips on grooming, massage, and even canine yoga, The Home Spa Book for Dogs instructs you in the many ways of keeping your dog healthy and happy. Canine yoga. Riiiight.