Put down your coffee. Swallow. Then read Lileks on shopping for underwear:
[…] Yes, you can help me find something. That underwear you carried in 2003 that you no longer stock. It fit perfectly. It was like the underwear you get in heaven on Orientation Day. You know how sometimes the size is not quite right -- one size rides up like a Munchkin thong, and the next size feels like you're wearing a grocery bag? Not these. […]Posted by rv at November 22, 2005 05:11 PM to humor