January 06, 2006

Mark of the Beast

I, for one, truly hope that Pat Robertson contracts some horrible, disfiguring disease within the next week so that I can blame it on God's wrath. My preference is for something truly outrageous, like sprouting horns or perhaps a particularly virulent strain of syphilis (but I would settle for uncontrollable bowel movements). Perhaps I should set up a poll, and people can vote for their "favorite" affliction. Necrotizing fasciitis, anyone?

Side note: Googling stupid pat robertson quotes results in 417,000 hits, including this page of The 10 Stupidest Things Pat Robertson Ever Said. I'm amazed that they could pare it down to only 10 (plus a few "bonus" quotes).

Posted by rv at January 6, 2006 12:03 PM to political
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