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3 things that hurt my brain today

In the order in which I read them:

• Via No soap, radio: Conservative Jews object to anti-semitism at White Supremacy conference. Ow. Ow. Ow.
  
• Via boston.com: Chicago schools require all students to pass driver's education class, even if they are blind. Gih. <fumbles for Excedrin, takes 2 tablets>
  
• Via fark.com: Guess what "United States entity" Dubai Ports World is considering selling its U.S. operations to? Hint: It starts with an "H" and rhymes with "Palliburton." <Downs entire bottle, continues beating head against desk.>