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TiVo geekery

Well, we've just watched the entire Season 1 Venture Bros. DVD, from the pilot episode (The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay) to the final cliffhanger, Return to Spider-Skull Island. (Bonus: you can download a free mp3 of the boys' theme, Nick DeMayo's Look Away, from venturebros.com.)

Because teh intarweb is truly the summary of humankind's vast knowledge, we submit forthwith the following trivia: the canonical list of internyms used by Kimson Albert.

• Dia de Los Dangerous! - Kimson "Don Alberto"
  
• Careers in Science - Kimson "Peligro" Albert
  
• Mid-Life Chrysalis - Kimson "all out of condom" Albert
  
• Eeney, Meeney, Miney… Magic! - Kimson "in twain" Albert
  
• The Incredible Mr. Brisby - Kimson "Companda" Albert
  
• Tag Sale—You're It! - Kimson "Little Water Baby" Albert
  
• Home Insecurity - Kimson "Shaved Bigfoot" Albert
  
• Ghosts of the Sargasso - Kimson "Re-bort" Albert
  
• Ice Station—Impossible! - Kimson "Ba-Hey!" Albert
  
• Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean. - Kimson "Dreaded Candiru" Albert
  
• Past Tense - Kimson "25 Charisma Points" Albert
  
• The Trial of the Monarch - Kimson "Mecha-Shiva" Albert
  
• Return to Spider-Skull Island - Kimson "King Gorilla" Albert